First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
wow bdsm is so cute
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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