doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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