Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Randomize
