I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I think pants incapable of making pants work
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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