why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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