we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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