I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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