Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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