is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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