I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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