Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Church boner. Awkwardddd
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Randomize
