In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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