I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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