Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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