How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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