do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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