When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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