That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
