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I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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