i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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