i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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