Define "chronic" masturbator.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
