Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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