OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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