So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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