This dress was meant to end up on your floor
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Randomize
