3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Sacagawea was the original milf.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
So much Jack, so little girl.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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