So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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