we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Randomize