That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
i dont even know how to be here
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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