doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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