Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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