we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Randomize
