they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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