so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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