remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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