She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I just want to make out with him forever
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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