Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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