I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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