is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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