She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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