What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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