This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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