fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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