But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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