Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Randomize
