you guys were way drunker than both of me
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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