And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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