Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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