You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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