Im at strip club and am horny
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
He has the fingertips of a God
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