My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
How does one acquire holy water?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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