There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
