You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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