We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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