I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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