By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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